Run It Down The Center Charcuterie Board
Right down the center of your table. Load it up with all the meats and cheeses you like - it even has a hole cut out for a condiment container (not included) - I'm thinking a hearty spicy mustard, or homemade jam.
Dimensions: 29.5" X 4.5" X 1"
This is an all natural product made from wood from a tree. As such there will be variations in color and wrinkles as it ages - just like you but also like you, it isn't going anywhere any time soon.